“Just wanted to let you know that I’m dating your daughter.”
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“You’ll never take me alive!” Flips table.
Said the dying, 123-year-old man.
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OH MY GOSH PUT THAT GRENADE DOWN.
boom
You idiot…
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“I’m just dying to get in this coffin.”
“If I’m the grim reaper, and I die…does it count as suicide?”
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“I’m safe! I’m wearing a parachute! and we’re only five feet off the ground!”
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“I’m sure they won’t ban me for creating a political disscussion topic…”
banned
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“When I die I don’t want a funeral.”
During the funeral I wake up and grad the first person nearby.
“I said no funeral!”
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“My only regret is not killing myself sooner”
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“Yum… cough Yum…”
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‘‘Harambe here i coooooome’’.
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(Posts this)
(Murdered by admins)
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“Honestly, Eljay hides behind his mask because he is ugl-”
Murdered for not respecting the gloriousness of Eljay’s secret identity
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“at least i died drowning in soup”
- drowning in toxic waste
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Call me typical but… “What does this do?” 
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If this is justice than I’m a banana
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I might pay a dollar to anyone who can actually get that reference.