“I was only acting!”
“Oh, by the way, I left 1 million dollars in the -” dies
“I… I just wanted to tell you… I lov-”
“I was robbie rotten all along”
‘‘Oh man, this Polybius game looks like so much fun!, can’t wait to try it.’’
“The… The final digit of Pi is-”
“Free money!”
[triggered]
“Finally”
“Detox isn’t poisonous! watch.”
(In character): I attack the gelatinous cube! I die? What?
(Out of character): This is the last time I play d&d with slurm…
(In central square) “DRAGONITE!”
Hey mom, can you make me a sandwich?
That image will haunt my dreams for eternity.
Of course I planned this out, I’ll be fine.
Of course I know how to swim, I graduated the sunfish class.
Look they shoot at me with rifles and I duck after three seconds.
“Yes, I debugged this in a simulator, but this is the first time the code has actually been connected to the world’s nuclear arsenals…”
Of course I know how to drive, I’ve watched all the Fast and Furious movies.
I saw this in a video game…
(Attempts to use real gun like a game character)
