I like hats
"But how do we know the badger is hostile?"
“Wanna see a cool trick?”
"If Eljay could eat raw fish and plastic, I probably can"
I'll say to my sons:
"Before I die, I have to tell you something.... DO NOT THROW MY BIONICLE IN THE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!!"
PUT MY BONES ON A THRONE TILL YOU CAN BRING ME BACK AS A SKELETON ROBOT THING!
Another fun list:
So wait, I can survive a scooter to the ankle but (insert death cause) kills me?
I do die
"I think not, therefore I am not."
Person: any last words?
Me: I’m Stevie jones, and you’re a meanie. shoots us both at the same time
"Here's a knife, the last person standing gets my inheritance".
"This is the last of my hamon. Take it."
Friend responds with "CEEEEEEASER!!!"
“Is this loss?”
“I thought getting shot would hurt more.”
yo AFOLs Ninjago is legit good take it seriously - Banned from Life
"Can I have some tofu? And a ham sammich?"
"I will soon pass away kids... But I have one final wish... Please try to get Good Guy, he is the last set I need to complete my Bionicle collection... And please after the collection is complete, please don't sell it..."
"Tau aren't as bad in melee as everyone says. Watch this charge"
Yo lemme just post this meme on the TTV Message Boards as a double post
“Teenage angst has paid off well, now I’m bored...”
“Anything is edible if you are brave enough”