Yep, that’s about what I figured both in age and genre of inappropriate…
spike
bigger spike
straight spike

@pizzacheetah oh wow can’t unsee xD
The official name for that piece is Krydsblok 2x4…how do you pronounce that?
I’m probably butchering it by saying “Curds-blok”
What the hell is that? They keep making weird technic pieces. What set was that in?
No idea, but there’s tons of weird Technic pieces these days. It’s a really useful piece, despite its… interesting shape.
I just call a pin by whatever color it is

I find that a lot of people call this a “piston” even though it more accurately represents a hydraulic ram…
I call them all Armando, or Pablo, or Old Man Esteban…
1-length-bone 
2-length-bone 
3-length-bone 
4-length-bone 
5-length-bone 
1-shell 
2-shell 
3-shell 
Ball joint addon thing 
(etc)

heaven

I have too much of this

I don’t have enough of this

That thingy that’s very hard to use properly but looks cool as heck.

I wish I had those.
(Please, do not take this seriously - I’m just joking.)
- accordion
- back scratcher
- can opener
- refrigerator
- gardening shears
- ketchup dispenser
- pool noodle
- toothpick
These are all great names, although I fail to see the resemblance between a chainsaw and a pool noodle
You’ve clearly never had to survive a zombie apocalypse.
Yes, we know how horrifying zombie lifeguards are
Short double-sockets are bowties, long double-sockets are dogbones
It has been brought to my attention that I call this family of parts something no one else does.
They’re axel tubes.
Normally I just refer to them by their number (Angle 4), but when I need to be more specific they’re axel tubes.
A 2L axel tube versus
a 2L peg tube.
Yes, I know it should be axles. But I usually separate the Lego/Technic axels and car axles with incorrect spelling.
Calling them tubes is just wrong, even without your misspellings… they’re axle connectors and peg connectors and I won’t hear otherwise
I always called them elbows
These are the PVC pipes of Technic, they’re the piping. They’re tubes.
But hear my reasoning on this one. The axels and pegs are doing the connecting and not the pipes in of themselves. Calling them a joiner or joint would be better if the thought process is that they connect two separate liftarms or axel/peg lines. Just calling them a connector is like calling all System bricks “clutch” to me because that’s how they come together.
…This also where I’ve since realized the Bricklink calls a bunch of Technic stuff generically as connectors. Basically every multi-directional facing beam is a connector. The sheer insanity.
Very reasonable. Probably the better name.
Yeah this has been a recurring point of frustration for me. It’s Lego. Everything is Connector


