Unbeknownst to the poor ducklings, their father was selling them away to a life of being the office pets, all so he could fuel his addiction to women.
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The woman made of bread faces her worst fear, BIRDS! Meanwhile Aflac sends in Aflac goose to take away her insurance, since she’ll be eaten by then
Crime in New York has reached an all-time high, as even birds partake in robbing defenseless women.
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Aflac doing the exact opposite of what they’re supposed to do: taking away your insurance money.
Birdemic III, the Birdining.
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People on the street walk by and completely ignore the goose Mafia distracting a woman and robbing her cash.
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Unbeknownst to the businesswoman, her newest insurance policy with Afflack included a hidden, small print agreement in which they’d take rob her of her money due to being a compassionate soul.
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Ok thats 8 people, who wins?
Our winner right here.
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“I’m here to make everyone cringe”
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Woah, man, I don’t think that was frosting on those cupcakes…
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Because he wouldn’t update The Yesterdays Quest or The Powers that Be serials, Pinkie Pie began to maul Greg Farshtey. The attacks would send the two near a Protodermis Pool, where they fell in and combined.
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It wasn’t all swirling until after the party
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You know, next time… pick something more normal.
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Greg Farahtey has successfully become Cthulu
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The disturbing outcome of when Greg Farshtey decided to watch MLP with his daughter. Thus, Farshtey came convinced that he needed to morph with MLP, and as a result of hating how Keetongu only had one eye, he decided he needed to have tons and tons of them.
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This.
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Did I win?
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