The woman made an army to conquer the world,but she decides to cut her hair instead.
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Le Winner! Take your prize!
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And this is where we keep the children
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“I always wondered what would happen if you stuck a fork in there.”
Those were Johnny’s last words.
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First you put the knife in this slot and then the fork in this one. Now grab them both while I plug it in…
“You put your discs of enriched uranium in the slots, and push the lever. As long as nothing happens, we will be safe.”
I completely forgot about this
Go
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HEY! No monkey business in the office!
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An escaped chimpanzee steals stacks of 20 dollar bills from a guy from State Farm inc. Unfortunately for that guy, State Farm was not there, unlike a good neighbor and he was fired an hour later.
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“Let me get this streight. You were her son, and she left all her money to the monkey…”
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I’m gonna need someone to tag me when it reaches like 6-7 people, cause I’ll probs forget again.
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Steve contemplates if selling his brothers to the San Diego Zoo was the right thing to do.
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After selling his children, he thinks about what he should buy with all the money.
the monkey decides to buy all the legos or one platinum avokii
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@LelouchViBritannia we have things
come over nao
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The chimpanzee looks at all the money.
It thinks: “Look at all this toilet paper!”
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winnur
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
There ya go everyone.
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The Russians sent a goose over to the U.S. to steal money from buisnesswomen feeding pigeons, to help fuel their project to make a bootleg Age of Ultron movie.
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