Unfortunately Bruce Lee wants to fight Chuck Norris again and Armageddon is able to come.
Fortunately, Armageddon comes in the form of a giant potato, ending world hunger forever
Unfortunately, it is a poisonous potato
Fortunately, no one eats Armageddon.
Unfortunately Michael Bay decides to make a movie based on these events with someone else playing Chuck Norris.
Fortunately, a giant golf ball crushes the studio with everyone who ever supported the idea, erasing it from history!
Unfortunately a person recorded it and the camera survived with the footage and it ended up in the hands of Vladimir Putin
Fortunately, the footage was deleted from every device, the Internet, and everything else ever. Oh yeah, and the Men In Black came and neurolized everyone who looked at it
Unfortunately the aliens from Independence Day came and blew-up the earth.
Fortunately, Wizard Battle.
Unfortunately. Harry Potter showed up and ended it
Fortunately, a UFO crashed and killed Harry Potter
Unfortunately, the UFO contained an exploding potato, healing everyone
Fortunately, Harry Potter was thrown in jail for fighting the aliens.
Unfortunately, the aliens quickly dispatched the Wizards with plasma guns
Fortunately, the tyrannical Ministry of Magic has been dissolved.
Unfortunately, the aliens blew up the entire universe, and we must think of something new! XD
Fortunately, we are creative.
Unfortunately, they stole our brains.
Just because I feel like the game is getting a bit stale, I'm allowing someone to make a new starting sentence.
Just in-case multiple people post, you'll use the first one that was displayed.