Granted, but they're all sequels to bad movies.
I wish I was a turtle.
Granted, but your're about to be used in a lab dissection.
I wish that there was an affordable ice-cream maker
You gain thy wish, but it only makes dairy/fat free pickled pineapple flavored ice cream.
I wish that people would answer my questions.
Granted, but the answers are utterly irrelevant.
I wish I was immortal
Granted, but that means the only thing you'll have to watch is the Simpsons because that show won't die, despite being past it's prime.
I wish I could get an arcade Emulator
Granted but the only games you will be able to emulate will be virtual boy games.
I wish that I could afford a 3d printer
Granted, but it breaks after one use and you can't return it.
I wish Bionicle G2 hadn't ended.
granted, but t's becomes a Duplo line
i wish i could dream
Granted, but your dreams are always nightmares.
I wish that more people made a reference to the Undertale song called Hopes and Dreams in this chat
Granted, but that's no Undertale song, it's a SpongeBob song!
I wished for marring a snake!
(ooooooh, I will have my revenge for that)
Granted, but the snake bites you and it was a poisonous snake! You die within 10 seconds.
I wish that a certain Apple would burn.
Granted, but that causes Dell to take control of the computer market.
I wish that my math workload wasn't so heavy. (as in how much/how long the HW is)
Granted, but ELA HW is twice as heavy.
I wish I didn't have to take a test tomorrow.
Granted, but you get 10000000000 tests during summer break because you have to go to summer school.
I wish I had more Bionicle parts that weren't 08 plastic.
Granted. you technically don't have to take it. But, you will get a-
Granted, but they disintegrate upon connection.
I wish i had more money.
Granted, but they're all false and you get arrested and put on trial with Pyrrhus as the prosecutor, and Payne as the defense attorney.
I wish that I could wish that I could wish that I could wish (etc.)
Granted, but your wishing chain stops after the 3rd "i wish"
I wish that i was able to get some sleep.
granted but you can't wake upi the cylons were real, and showed up on earth
A character from the Ace Attorney games known to lose every single case. In other words, you get convicted pretty quickly due to Payne being Payne.
there is the option of choosing to defend yourself....