Telekinesis is moving objects with your mind.
Granted, but you only speak in three words.
I wished for see TTV castmates where in the Running of The Bulls!
Granted but none of them (or anyone else) get trampled, and it becomes boring.
I wish for a Nintendo Switch.
Granted, but it's missing the joycons and all other controllers are sold out.
I wish for food.
Granted, but you are the food.
I wish for money
Granted, but it's in tissue paper.
I wish for the next person to not change my wish.
Granted, your wish is meh anyways.
I wish I wasn't sick.
Granted, but you need to watch The Room for hours on end
I wish that the majority of movie sequels were good.
Granted, but they're all sequels to bad movies.
I wish I was a turtle.
Granted, but your're about to be used in a lab dissection.
I wish that there was an affordable ice-cream maker
You gain thy wish, but it only makes dairy/fat free pickled pineapple flavored ice cream.
I wish that people would answer my questions.
Granted, but the answers are utterly irrelevant.
I wish I was immortal
Granted, but that means the only thing you'll have to watch is the Simpsons because that show won't die, despite being past it's prime.
I wish I could get an arcade Emulator
Granted but the only games you will be able to emulate will be virtual boy games.
I wish that I could afford a 3d printer
Granted, but it breaks after one use and you can't return it.
I wish Bionicle G2 hadn't ended.
granted, but t's becomes a Duplo line
i wish i could dream
Granted, but your dreams are always nightmares.
I wish that more people made a reference to the Undertale song called Hopes and Dreams in this chat
Granted, but that's no Undertale song, it's a SpongeBob song!
I wished for marring a snake!
(ooooooh, I will have my revenge for that)
Granted, but the snake bites you and it was a poisonous snake! You die within 10 seconds.
I wish that a certain Apple would burn.
Granted, but that causes Dell to take control of the computer market.
I wish that my math workload wasn't so heavy. (as in how much/how long the HW is)