Step 1241: eat the finger of st Thomas
Step 1242: Start World War 3
Step 1243: Win World War 3 and become the new ruler of humanity.
Step 1215: Re read the full topic before going on to the next step.
Step 1245: Correct the post count-to-step-count equality.
Step 1246: Try to figure out why this game exists and ultimately fail
Step 1247: Write all of these lessons in a book and try to publish it.
Step 1248: Ultimately fail to get it published, but then make a Kickstarter for the project.
Step 1249: Realize that the Kickstarter was a complete failure.
Step 1250: make another Kickstarter, but make some dumb promise to people so that it sells and the project gets a sum of 4 million dollars from backers.
Step 1251: Spend the 4 million bucks you earned on the promise.
Step 1252: Redo steps from 48-1253.
Step 1253: give up after about 129
Hehehehehe. Step 1254: Take over a weak and pitiful fleshing's mind, hijack the body, and proceed to hide from the Tripredacus Council.
Step 1255: Wonder why you have been learning tap dancing for so long, after all you've done 1,255 steps in one sitting
Step 1256: Disregard the previous step, and continue your tap dancing lessons.
Step 1257: break your leg from tap dancing for so long.
Step 1257 Do all the previous steps in one sitting.
Step 1259: fix post count