If you were a dragon

Gotcha covered.

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0/10

Not enough guns

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k.

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yā€™know, I would be a big fat dragon

hoards of gold

cult worship

then Iā€™d immerse myself in collecting toys and talking with friends or keep to myself and my hoard away from killer humans

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If I was a dragon Iā€™d stop being a dragon because I donā€™t want to be a dragon.

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I might be a rust dragon (a dragon of my own design), whose breath is capable of rusting any metal into nearly nothing in under a second. that would give me an edge in modern times.

That, or


Because paarthrnax is the kind of dragon who isnā€™t evil.

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You know what.
I will get right on it.
I just need to think of a system.

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I dunno.

Maybe something like this.

This doesnā€™t actually make sense if you understand my deeper EvilLobsterLore.

Iā€™ll probably come up with something betterā€¦

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Fixed that for you.

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Have you ever posted your lobster lore anywhere?
Iā€™m legitimately interested at this point.

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I had a wiki, which I was planning to deck out with all kinds of stuff. Then it got purged, because I didnā€™t edit it for a few months.

Iā€™m thinking of rebooting it thoughā€¦

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I would be a mechanical dragon, made out of ancient useless pieces.

Basically a trash dragon, something along these lines:

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Why is it wearing the Mask of Control? :stuck_out_tongue:

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What about a dinosaurā€¦ I should make an ā€œIf you were a dinosaurā€ topic.

Well good job.

Wow. That sounds really cool, creativeā€¦

ā€¦ and logical.

Arenā€™t only masters able to do that?

Thatā€™s actually a really cool idea.

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Cant think of anything edgy enough so ima go with the Gore Magala.

Cause I HATE fighting the thing but I managed to make 2 different armor sets from it and 1 of Shagaru Magala

Can I excuse a T-rex? its almost a dragon.

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I have a T-rex which is a Dragon
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/8/8b/697Tyrantrum.png

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Not here. But you can do that in the ā€œIf you were a dinosaurā€ topic iā€™m going to make.

What?

Waitā€¦ Was I Kapuraā€™'d in my own topic?

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Gore Magala is a monster in monster hunter 4 ultimate, you have to fight it MANY times to get an armor set for it, Shagaru Magala is a stronger form of it.

I would be acnologia from fairy tail, the most awesome dragon that exists

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Was waiting for this, this dragon OP pls nerf. /s

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