"Is this the line for 'I'm a stupid idiot who wants to get punched in the face'? Well, now it is. Badump dump." - Spider-Man
"A god named Sparkles?!" - Spider-Man
"The Serpent Squad? Great, now I have to go home and wiki you. Sorry, that came out dirty." - Spider-Man
"Wait, you're lizard girls?"
"Yes!! Who are you?!"
"Surprised to find myself oddly attracted to lizard girls." - Iceman to Constrictor