It’s terrible. Political Correctness is destroying the significance of our wonderful culture. You should still say “Happy Naming Day” to people, even if it IS politically incorrect.
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My favorite villain is @Risebell. If I am elected as Metru Governor, he will be forced to do community service while singing Christmas songs.
I personally celebrate Soup Day, but people should call their holidays whatever they like.
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This… This would be the perfect punishment if he did anything wrong.
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But you see…
The things I do are only wrong if I get caught.
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its only illegal if you get caught
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Mister Slime, what was it like impersonating Eljay for a song?
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Mr. Slime, isn’t it bad PR to ignore citizen’s inquiries for more than a week, such as the one from @ToaVuhii ?
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What? I never saw any posts insinuating that I impersonated a member of the TTV Podcast…
But for the record it was fun because Eljay’s voice is weird. 
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Der slim
u r smelly poo
luv, pot1o
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dear slim jim
it has recently come to my information that you are dead
May you rest in pepperoni pizza spleef
Sincerly, pot8o
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…I don’t believe these count as questions…
…I’m just going to move on.
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Yes they are
Are you truly dead
Am I speaking to your secretary posing to be you?
Well that depends on your definition of what life is.
(Sir, there’s some potato asking if you’re talking to him. Would you like to speak with him? No? Alright sir.)
No, you are speaking to the true Political_Slime!
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Icy
speaking of ice
Will you ban ice puns as…what was slime again ah right
Will you ban ice puns as metru gov’ner?
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No. If I am elected as Metru Governor, I will encourage ALL puns.
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As wielder of the Infinity Gauntlet, I announce my running for Dictator of Spherus Magna.
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Don’t you dare talk like that about @Ice behind his back!
P_S, what is your reaction to this outrageous betrayal of trust?
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Um
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Mr. Slime, taking your new avatar into consideration, can we assume that you intend to enter the 2016 US Presidential race?
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Thank you for your question Mr. Smith. If I am elected as Metru Governor in 2018, I will certainly run for President in 2016.
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Cool, cool. I can help out with the time travel if need be. I’ll expect to receive some embezzled funds as compensation, though. Gotta make it worth my…ha…time…haha.
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