I’m here to Announce that Mr. Jacklepop Hasselhoff is Running for Governor!
Now you might be asking yourself, “Why should I vote for this Nexo Knight Freak?” or “Why’s his name Jacklepop?” Because… Reasons?
#VOTE JACKLEPOP FOR PRESIDENT GOVERNOR
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@Politicians
Are you willing to make the Piraka rap the national anthem?
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Mr. Hasselhoff has stated that he’s willing to remix it to something a bit more modern, but as it stands, no.
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Question for @Mr. Hasselhoff,
Will his lack of depth perception prevent him from performing his office duties?
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Is this a trick question?
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No. 
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We’ve been speaking with his Doctor, Douglas, and he has stated that Mr. Hasselhoff can perform most of his duties.
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Oh, well than… No. I’m sorry, but we can’t encourage any more criminals like the Piraka in our country, especially in the National Anthem.
Only if Crashed is played before every Kohlii match. 
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Yes.
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Vote for Looch.
The only candidate to hold weekly purges.
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Vote for Chronicler.
Unlike Looch, I care for the safety of the people of Metru Nui.
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Fixed.
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Vote for Mr. Hasselhoff.
He’ll keep you and your marvelous city safe.
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Unlike you, I’m actually an honest man who doesn’t misquote posts over to make people look bad.
(BTW, that “git gud” joke has gotten a bit old for me. I would laugh, but meh. I’ve just gotten too used to hearing it.)
We can’t trust a man whose image is about the size of a postage stamp.
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Well, he lost basically all of his nicer pictures in a recent fire, caused by @Nick_Bluetooth.
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You mean…
Vote for neither Chronicler nor Looch.
#Vote for Slime!
The only candidate who’s name is Slime!
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WOAH! I’m outmatched!