So in this game you have to take a subject that is usually normal, and act like you are explaining it really terribly to a four year old, then ask a question For the person below you to answer. For instance, if I were to ask. How do vegetables grow?
I would answer with…
Well little Johnny, veggies have special little soldiers inside of them, that are trying to build their fort so that you can eat it and get healthy.
Well I’ll tell you 'lil Jonni. At one point, the entire world was black and white until, in about the '30s, everything started phasing into color. It didn’t take full effect until 1960 or so, but that’s why there are colors.
Well little Jonni, the best thing to do is to not buy ice cream at all; it contains lots of sugar, which are tiny little insects who crawl all over your teeth and infect them with poison, causing cavities.
Well little Johnny, your life won’t matter because you’re just another little ant in the hill of life. You’re not the queen ant, you’re not even a worker. You, my son, are just one of the hundreds upon hundreds of larvae that sit inside the ant hill waiting to be fully-grown.
Well little Johnny, its because it a good show and it was canceled because the Execs at Nickelodeon hate fun and only want you to watch mindless trash.
Well little Johnny. Eljay’s mask is actually a parasite. If he ever took it off, his head would explode. It also sucks up his brain waves, and makes him do stupid things sometimes.
Well little johnny
Unicron is big so naturally he likes eating thing with thousands of life forms living on them. He also like hearing the suffering of others while eating.
Well little Johnny, the Nothingness of the universe keeps on expanding because of how many worlds sink into it. Then new worlds and galaxies come to take their place, in a never-ending process.