Well Little Johnny, it’s The Cat in The Hat!
Why I been visiting three ghosts?
Well little Johnny, its because you need to fix your grammar
why is blood red?
Well little Johnny, red is the color of weakness, and when you bleed it means you’re weak.
Why do people like fire?
WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW,LITTLE BOY???
I got bite by a spider, today, Am I Spider-Man?
Well little johnny no, you now will die of cancer say hi to uncle ben for us
Why do i want to git gud
Because you currently suck.
CAN I HAVE PINEAPPLE.
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No that’s SpongeBob’s house!
Why is Mommy kissed Santa, he looks like daddy?
Well, Santa is your new daddy, the last four left Mommy because of you. And Mommy heard Santa can wipe memories with a simple kiss, She is doing her best to forget you.
Starburst chainsaw?
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It’s a Candy that shape as a chainsaw.
A Evil Robot Overlord is inside my head, and I can’t get him out?
Well little Johnny…
How is that a question?
Well, you see Little Johnny some people do tyops on th internet.
Why is your blood red if it has white blood cells in it? Shouldn’t it be pink?
well little Johnn, you’re just color blind
Does baby oil come from babies?
No Johnny it’s comes from a planet.
Why Uncle Bill and Aunt Kate’s house so scary?
Because it’s covered in pictures of you.
Why is Spingebob 2spooky?
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Because you are the kind of whimp who thinks MLP is frightening.
Can I become Batman?
Sure, your parents seem to have already died from that horrible monstrosity you call a face, however they spent all of their money trying to get a plastic surgeon…so you will have to settle for Robin…
Why does blood come out of my eyes?
You looked up sonic fanart, didn’t you?
Why can’t I watch Dora the exspolor?
Yes Johnny
Can I touch Spiderus’ brother’s face hair thing?
What is that Little Johnny? Is he that green midget from Star Trekt?
Why are people offended when I say Christmas?
No Johnny, you can’t offended people to just say Christmas.
am I a dragon?
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