Well I don't know.
Why can't I think?
Well little Johnny, the human body can only survive for so long without sleep.
Why can't I improve my mocs?
Because you refuse to
Why am I so lazy when it comes to homework?
You are addicted to procrastinating. There is no cure.
Why is there a stone angel outside my window?
Why does dabbing exist?
Well little Johnny, someone thought it would be a good idea to make a dance out of a sneeze.
Hey Eljay, where can I find the newest.....
I'm not Eljay, but you can look inside my trash can.
Are equalizers in stereo systems really a good thing?
Well little Johnny, that is a philosophical question that I can't answer right now, go ask that creepy DJ.
HEY ELJAY! WHY AM I STILL ALIVE!?!
Yesss, but this isn't Eljay, this is Megatron!
Is there a female clone of me?
Well little Johnny, we don't talk about stuff like that. It's unnatural and evil.
Where's my speedo?
Well I'm not exactly sure what that is little Johnny, I'll just google it real quick and - (Sees image results) - I have seen things no mortal should see.
Why is Galvatron so bar s*** crazy?
What is rice made of?
Rice. Rice is made out of rice.
Is Rumble the red one or the blue one?
@MaximusPrime Everybody knows frenzy the silver one! Duh.
How many explosions does it take to get to the center of Michael Bay?
The world may never know.
What would happen if all the different Optimus Primes fought each other?
Well Johnny, only Optimus Primal might be face palming at this.
Why that Yee fella keep posting in old topics?
@Spiderus_Prime Because little Johnny, how else will you get enough posts to be a master? (This is also my question.)
Well Little Johnny, you just double/triple/quadruple/etc. post in very few topics.
note: Runa does not condone posting more than once in a row in any given topic.
Why are my Mocs so bland?
Because you take mocing lessons from me. Bad mistake.
Can I go see Logan?
No little Johnny. But you can watch this instead.
Why is Skrapnel so overpriced on Amazon?