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Imagine not being in the first one.

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You look in a mirror and to your horror you are indeed not Clint Eastwood.

what is this bit?

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Good, he’s kinda old and wrinkly now

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my thoughts exactly

well, i guess i’ll bite
If you can figure out how to put it in a story, you can call me Good Guy. If not, just call me Etnurb. I’m a dude. Anything on that one post or my pfp would do for my physical representation, I’m not particularly. I’m also the kind of person that, if I see a Nerf gun or anything else that shoots, you better believe that thing will be out of bullets quicker than you can say Triggerhappy Robo-Hobo.

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I mean what else would you call it? Might as well accept the inevitable

i have done goofed in my spelling. now that it has been quoted, however, i am unable to fix it in good conscience. i lament my short-lived respectability.

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I know. What a bunch of weebs.

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look, i only watched a few episodes of gurren lagan-

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you are so not getting in

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look man i have repented
i went to tibet and meditated for like a year
then, i found enlightenment
i saw the face of gabe newell
he said to me,
‘i know, it’s been a hard day’s night
you’ve been focusing well
you should be sleeping like a log
but there is no time
go to yokohama
you know what must be done’
that week 1,000 weebs were crippled for life
i then came home and listened to country music for three days straight
i love zack brown band
studio trigger can go die

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All that’s mediocre at best but THIS

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you left them alive

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how else were they to suffer? death has never been the worst thing the likes of us can do. you out of all people should know that.

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why, you would have the power to kill him.

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also,

do not assume I was complementing your status

lords and king, emperors and gods… but only one ghid

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I’m guessing that I didn’t make the cut then.

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You mean to say there’s more than one Good Guy? You are mere scum at the feet of the mighty Good Guy. Those sets and MOCs of him? They are idols that the likes of people like you worship at the foot of. There are only three beings more powerful than he, and I can guarantee, you are not one of them.
Me? I’m his PR agent. And I can guarantee, you don’t want to see him angry. How you can tell if I’m writing something is if it’s properly capitalized.

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