You blaspheme.
Or you jest. The Sixteenth Scribe will give you one chance to save yourself by claiming this avenue of escape.
Otherwise you will burn under the eternal radiance of the Emperor of Emperors.
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English? Plus, I’m getting paid to say this stuff. Good Guy and I are two separate entities that both happen to have access to this account, one of them also happening to be an Eldritch deity. The best way to think of it is that I am Etnurb/gunk, and he is… well, Good Guy.
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Well. As tempted as I am to reply to this a week late, might as well see how I die. 
Rainsong, female, you can make fun of my posting habits as much as you want, uh… idk, give me a nice cloak I can wrap myself up in and hide in, because why not.
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That sounds nice. I want one of those. I wanna get one from a resale shop now.
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Fine! I’ll make my own 'A TTV Boards Story TWO: Signups! With Blackjack! And GoodGuy2006 !
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That would actually be nice, I would like more of these story’s
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just got out of the shower and thought ‘wow, you’re going to have a hard time keeping that act up’ so anything said on this topic is henceforth only canon here. canon to what? i don’t know.
yes please
I would like to join.
I am a dude. I am a nerd. I like Doogens and Durgens. I like pie. I like drawing. I like dinosaurs. I hate double posting. To represent me use a Gali Masters gold mask and make me GREEN and VERY GREEN. I am rather fond of fantasy elements and I study Celtic myth. Unsurprisingly, I actually really love history (hence the username), especially medieval european history.
I use TTV’s dark/classic theme because I do not enjoy burning my eyes out.
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You can have that?!?
Yes. Go to your preferences, under interface there is a way to change it to “TTV Boards Classic.”
Yay now my retina can stop burning
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Also Ghid if I get in, do not feel opposed to portraying me as an utter, terrifying monster. If anything it would make the most sense as a portrayal.
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Here to snipe everyone who Ghid denied. Wait, what is this again?
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Take two.
I humbly petition the grand and one and only Ghid that he may favour my inclusion in this next instalment in the TTV boards story cinematic universe. I’m not Vakama, I’m a mataron with open sockets for hands, Froot is my weakness, I’m a professional speed walker, I know how to fly a B-29 stratofortress (I have a training video on DVD) I’m incredibly indecisive and I over complicate things. Perhaps any one of these unusual traits merits my inclusion in this enterprise?
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Get in the loop, nerd. I built Good Guy while waiting in a CVS parking lot.
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NO YOU WERE DOING SO WELL
and this doesn’t even cancel it out
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Aw cmon man, don’t be too hard on him
name any other time period from which DnD takes inspiration
Remember how the last book - The Book Of Ramblings - was misleading since it contains very little ramblings and instead felt more like a crappy fanfic of a dystopian espionage series? Well that was then and honestly, it was disappointing.
This book’s going to be grounded in more betterer writing that might actually interest people and the title will be appropriate.
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ok fair
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Now you don’t have to drink everything in the first one.
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Since I didn’t sign up for the first one, I won’t sign up for this one. Even though I would like to be included, I am NOT SIGNING UP.
Should you choose to include me despite my refusal to sign up, I am male, and many people have portrayed me as my avatar, which is like a well-dressed man with a mask and katana. This is how I would’ve asked to be portrayed, had I signed up. Which again, I would like to do, but I won’t.
You may take this as a signup post if you wish, but I will not actually ask it.
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