Anti-Humor

So recently I've been laughing at anti-jokes. So I decided to make a place for them.
Here are two of my favorites.

How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw popsicle sticks at them

A platypus walks into a bar.
They're one of the few mammals known to lay eggs.

Also, try not to post a joke that could be racist/offensive

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Owch!

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Ok I'll list the simplest one

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side

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Why doesn't Nyran love me?

he's a robot.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

A poor, handicapped animal. Nothing is funny about that.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Theft

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Why couldn't the dinosaur clap?

Because he's dead.

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Why did Kopaka slip?

Because the ice was slippery

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Where does Beef go to get his Nyran Cereal?

The grocer, silly.

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Why is gali's voice so deep?

Because the protector of fire can't do a good gali impression.

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What's brown and sticky?

Dried blood.

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What goes up, but never comes down?

A balloon.

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Your.
Your who?
Your friend died in a tragic accident. I am sorry to inform you on such a sad occasion.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a poodle?
The ground-up mess of mystery meat that you call "hot dogs." Have a great summer.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and Buddhist Monk walk into a bar...
and talk about their day.

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In Soviet Russia
Government overthrows you. Collectivization led to major famine, Stalin's purges massacred thousands, and we saw the true extent of what kind of irreversible damage humanity is able to do perpetuate upon its world.
http://www.cofcsd.org/gifs/index/chernobyl-img.jpg

Mods can take this down if it's deemed inappropriate.

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THIS IS ABOUT ANTI-HUMOR, NOT NORMAL HUMOR!
Seriously, talk about rude.

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Where did the person go when the bomb went off?

Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
It's Rooster died, and it was committing suicide.

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Anti-humor huh? You can say Gali's jokes are...(Puts on sunglasses)...FISHY!!! YEAH!!! sunglasses
@Political_Slime
Gali: " Knock knock"
Tahu: "Who's ther-"
Gali: "FALCON PUNCH!"

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