If anti humor starts following a formula, then it stops being anti humor.
Why did the business close? Because it lacked the necessary funds to pay the back taxes for Mr. Turnip, CEO.
Modern medicine
That’s certainly anti-humourism
Groundhogs.
What has three eyes, three legs, and three hands?
I don’t know either.
Where did the criminal go to get away from the police?
I don’t know. They haven’t found him yet, although it appears that he eliminated multiple people along the way.
Is your refrigerator running?
#Charleston
Why did our leader say “…”?
I can’t explain it either.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
As this joke was already posted I cannot legally provide a second punchline, sorry
What happens when you cross a kitten with an alligator?
the alligator eats the kitten and peta is mad at you.
why would PETA be mad isn’t this helping them