Clearly the sign of a man with no sense of humor.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
The chicken union was on strike.
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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We’re lawyers
Two seals walk into a club
It’s was a knock knock joke
What’s the difference between Americans and yogurt?
If you leave the yogurt alone for 200 years it’ll grow a culture
http://www.humoar.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/hitler-taking-a-selfie.jpg
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Ouch, man.
I been cut deep.
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Shouldn’t it be “How are Humans and Yogurt similar?”
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A man walks into a bar.
His rampant alcoholism is tearing his family apart.
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Your momma’s so fat it affects her self esteem severely,
doesnt help that you’re a disappointment and she blames you for your father leaving…
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A classic.
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Your mama so skinny, she can’t see herself in a mirror.
Because she’s decomposed and she’s dead.
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No. It’s supposed to insult Americans having no culture.
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Yes, because America totally doesn’t have culture. 
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It is rude, but my philosophy is that it’s a funny joke.
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a coyote?
Nothing. Those species are incompatible.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A lie detector test.
How do you make varnish disappear?
You eat it, and then die of lead poisoning.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
some idiot was trying to cross it with a coyote and it wants to get away.
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Why did a guy just post this?
Absolutely no reason. Except that a reply to the topic was deemed necessary for his sanity.
What do a helicopter and a light bulb have in common?
Neither of them is a mailman.
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What do you get if you make a Snake and a Wolf breed?
A prison sentence
Knock Knock.
We have a doorbell, you know.
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
Who cares?
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Why did the car start rolling?
It was on a hill, with the parking brake off, and a kid pushing it.
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It is always best to assume that a lawyer is lying.
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What’s the difference between a pirate and a politician?
One has a hook hand, a peg leg, and an eye patch and sails on a boat with a parrot, the other passes laws and regulations.
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How do you dox Winger and subject him to psychological torture without being caught?
someone please tell me
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
The same way you catch any other rabbit, all of them are unique.