you know who hasn’t seen Fast and the Furious 7 yet?
Paul Walker
You know what The Walking Dead and Fast and the Furious have in common?
they both have dead walkers.
I’m sorry.
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This isn’t really anti-humor. This is more DARK humor if anything.
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Why can’t Ant-Man drive a car when he is shrunken?
Because he’s way too small for the pedals and steering wheel, idiot
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Those were mostly not even anti-jokes, just bad jokes.
An anti-joke is when you build up to something ridiculous, and the punch-line is something normal.
How did the Tyrant Lizard King cross the road?
He didn’t. Tyrannosaurus Rex is extinct, and a fossil.
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Knock knock
…
Knock knock
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Knock knock
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the guy was deaf and couldn’t hear the knocks
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Whats blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
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What did the caveman do when he played the piano?
Pianos didn’t exist when cavemen were alive, idiot
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How do you keep an idiot waiting?
I’ll tell you tomorrow.
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Sorry, but this is a normal joke.
Really?
######oh wait it is
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Not a big deal, but from now on, only anti-jokes.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A pike.
Knock knock!
No solicitors or salesmen please. I reserve my right to privacy.
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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
None.
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What time is it when an elephant crushes your fence?
Elephants don’t normally live in America. Hallucinations happen to everyone.
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Anti-humor? More like poor-taste humor.
Seriously, the majority of jokes I’ve read so far are in poor taste. Guys… It’s really easy to go too far with this stuff.
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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur?
nothing, dinosaurs are extinct
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