kid at school told me this:
What do you call a dog with no legs?
doesnt matter, he isnt comming
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Do you know what’s under Eljay’s Miru?
A face, because he is a normal person just like everyone else.
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Please be appropriate. Thank you! -Eljay
what do a you and an iphone have in common?
In three generations or less you will be forgotten forever, and the world moves on without lasting memories of your insignificant contributions and pointless endeavors
i made the second one myself 
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You sure about that? 
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An Irish man walks out of a bar.
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He decided that he had enough to drink that night, as he wanted to get home safely.
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Please, Anti-humor topic, don’t die!
Knock Knock
who’s there
me you idiot
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Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient, and thus are incapable of feeling fear.
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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
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Why did the pickle go into the jar?
because it was packaged that way.
Why do mosquitoes suck blood.
Because everyone needs to eat!
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How many snakes are there?
13
What do you call a fish with no legs?
a fsh
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
EYE dunno
Why did the skittle go bowling?
because he is a part of bowling
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
shut up
If you go to the ham contest what will the man say?
you won last year you are not allowed
What did one bee say to the other bee?
i love plants
THIS IS NOT A JOKE BUT MY PET DOG EATS CAT FOOD
source: http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2014/11/bad-kids-jokes.html
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1- Funny.
2- I get the idea.
3- Anti-jokes, not regular jokes.
4- Okay.
5- No u.
6-Funny one.
7- Probably the best one.
8- Food is food.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
an astronaut, you racist
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What do you call a joke with no punchline?
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a line
Why are dinosaurs not very good drivers?
They’re all dead.
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No, you don’t call it anything, because it has no punc-
Nevermind.
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Anytime I find myself too happy, I come onto these Boards, look at all the amazing creations, and remind myself that I will never b as good a MOCCer. Then I’m not as happy.
What do you say when someone’s on the wrong topic?
You’re on the wrong topic ba-dum-tss
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