Battle with the members above you!

Wekua · August 27, 2022, 10:21pm

I keep doing the jump-cut “cat driving a car” bit regardless of @N01InParticular’s absence

Cordax · August 27, 2022, 10:37pm

Cordax chuckles to himself, now knowing that his reign of terror has begun.

For @Heyzorks only

You feel a strange tingle in your head. Before you can do something about it, though, you start to feel your skin tearing apart. After several moments of this excruciating pain, you see that your once beautiful skin has been turned yellow, and your torso is a dark violet. The once prim and proper Heyzorks has been eaten alive by this mutant creature that now overtakes your brain. All you can hear and think is one word.

spread

Wekua · August 27, 2022, 11:33pm

I run @Cordax over

Cordax · August 28, 2022, 12:22am

“ouch”, Cordax exclaims.

Wekua · August 28, 2022, 12:23am

Meow. I’m still a cat, for reference

Ghid · August 28, 2022, 12:25am

I am shocked and appalled to learn that Cordax was a centipede this whole time. I immediately ponder where I could place him to terrify people most efficiently.

Rukah · August 28, 2022, 1:10am

Also, I throw lewa swords at @Cordax for good measure.

Wekua · August 28, 2022, 1:12am

I scratch the truck couch a bunch

I hiss at @Rukah

Rukah · August 28, 2022, 1:13am

I take no notice of @Wekua except to send 1000 air katanas at him.

Wekua · August 28, 2022, 1:16am

I dodge the Lewa swords and sink my claws into Rukah’s back

Rukah · August 28, 2022, 1:54am

Ouch! I dissolve into a pile of air katanas in an attempt to shake @Wekua off!

Wekua · August 28, 2022, 1:56am

mmmrrRRROOOWWWW

I swat violently at the swords, chasing each one sporadically as it clatters across the hardwood floor!

Rukah · August 28, 2022, 2:02am

Uh oh! I quickly escape as a lewa sword cyclone!

Eilrach · August 28, 2022, 2:06am

My house is destroyed by gale force katanas

Wekua · August 28, 2022, 2:08am

I pee on the bed and bury it with blankets

Ghid · August 28, 2022, 2:14am

I monitor wekua’s actions wondering if he’s becoming too much of a furry

Eilrach · August 28, 2022, 2:17am

I put some bleach on it and make chlorine gas

Rukah · August 28, 2022, 2:18am

Ha I destroyed @Eilrach’s house! I fly to a cliff and reform back into my humanoid form.

Wekua · August 28, 2022, 2:56am

My eyes get wide and I hunch slightly to the right, staring intently at a blank wall with nothing on it

I quietly wonder in the back of my mind why I’m not still an ice cream monster and why I don’t remember the change

DuneToa · August 30, 2022, 7:20pm

I grab an airsoft gun and begin shooting.