I swiftly hide behind a near by rock to shelter, I yoink a hau from my sub space pocket dimension and put it on
I run across the stream of Air Katanas and whack Rukah with a hammer
I play funky tunes on my phone and dance around victoriously
I simply sit on the sidelines and throw mild burns at the battling members.
“Wekua? Heh more like… Eh I’ll get back to that later”
A close call! @Winterstorm345 nearly burned me, despite his username. As he picks peanut shells off the ground by the bleachers and licks the salt off them, I wind up the ultimate Anti-Weather weapon.
Planting my feet, I lean toward Winterstorm and scream at the top of my lungs, holding eye contact the entire time.
“IF YOU DON’T LIKE MICHIGAN WEATHER,” I bellow, strings of mucus snaking through the air, “JUST GIVE IT A MINUTE!”
The earth stops rumbling and the burds begin singing again. I have destroyed Winterstorm345 with the wittiest one-liner in the Midwest.
I do a donut wheelie in my truck
“grammar error.” I reply, adjusting my monocle and stirring my cup and saucer of ice cubes. “skill issue.”
I recover from @Wekua’s hammer hit and throw an improbably large amount of lewa swords at him!!
I reform from @Ghid 's Ice cubes, depriving him of a nutritious snack, to Face Rukah. “You should…” I pause allowing myself to put full power into this next devastating attack “…Post in the Seafarers RP” I laugh knowing this is his one weakness
Nooo! Since I haven’t had enough time to write a good enough introduction post in the RP I am immediately vaporized.
However, I reincarnate as a lewa sword.
I am impaled by the Lewa swords but I become an army of smaller Wekuas
I put some in jars and send them away to be studied
I finally get the medical coverage I need
I sit on the ground, but since I posted in the RP, I immediately revive and turn back into my normal form. I shoot lewa swords at @Eilrach
I lack an arm now
it is but a flesh wound! I must carry on my fight
its a good thing that my head is kinda small, so its rather easy to dodge the swords
ouch im knocked unconscious and fall to the ground