As my head is hit by @Rukah 's head and a rock, both of you are soaked in unspeakably nasty red stuff. I quickly heal, though, and run away, burning the sun and moon again.
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"I am pleased with your work, my minion. Go forth and seek others to join my cause." i say to Dunetoa. I then laugh like The Emperor and say "NOTHING WILL STOP THE RETURN OF THE ZORKS!" before sneaking off to a spooky cave.
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Ouch! I wipe the unspeakably nasty red stuff off me and repair the dent in my head.
Then I throw lewa blades at @Wekua for revenge!!!
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I boot heyzorks from my garage asking him to please stop squatting
but I do acknowledge his emperor impression was spot on
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As I now know the location of @Ghid ’s house, I call the local authorities to have him eliminated for war crimes. What the crimes are, I don’t say.
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I ate all of Rukah’s swords. I am a perfect sphere. I roll over the cops
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I hit terminal velocity
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due to my incredible athletic skills at hacky sack, I bounce wekua up on my heel and flip kick him towards the nearest planet fitness
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I bounce across the elipticals so hard I lose all my katana fat and get an eight pack. I leave with a ton of PF swag and an Instagram influencer girlfriend
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I escape while Wekua is at planet fitness, hoping to finally go on vacation to Florida.
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I terminate all land traffic between Florida and the continental U.S. with a long stack of shopping carts. Now Rukah can only enjoy the panhandle!
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the sound of helicopter blades spinning can be heard as my custom military copter hovers near to rukah, offering him a ladder lift out of the state
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nooooo!!! I was about to throw storms of lewa swords at the carts in desperation but then Ghid came over in his helicopter.
Hooray! I quickly grab and climb up the ladder.
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I fly him over the water and cut the ladder over the bermuda triangle
but I throw him a lifesaver in case he gets hungry
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wait what?! I knew I never should have trusted Ghid!!
As I fall through the air, I form a storm of lewa swords and attack Ghid’s helicopter!!!
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I send @Rukah a flurry of posts about “his” girlfriend and myself going to parties, eating out, etc. Then I drop his girlfriend off at the Bermuda Triangle with him.
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my helicopter crashes down in the bermuda triangle, and I paddle the wreckage over to rukah and ask why he can’t take a funny haha prank for the lols
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