I smash your teacup into your face. @Winterstorm345 goes flying into the reality-creating device, causing it to cease working. Everyone is saved!
I just do what everyone else is doing, making things twice as bad
that means TWICE THE CABBAGES
there are now more cabbages than people on earth
I become an army and destroy 50% of the cabbages.
I
EAT
LETTUCE
and become strong. Healthy, even.
I also invite DuneToa and Monopoly to help me paint the windows of Winterstorm345’s bunker. Just like they did in the film Hoot
as I am hundreds of cabbages now, I am unable to paint the windows
I instead smear cabbages all over them
My army removed all metal from the bunker, then seals it with concrete.
I filled it with Jell-O before it was sealed.
I eat some Jell-O 'cause Im hungry
I sit around, unable to move as I am still a lewa sword.
I inquire as to what hidden events happened between these two points
But I’m just a sword and can’t comprehend it. If only there were more lewa blades around so I could regain my original form…
I sculpt the Jell-O into lewa swords. Their delicate, so be careful.
Now I am covered in jello. Angry at @Wekua, I somehow telekinetically throw it at him. Probably because they were shaped like lewa swords.
I spray offensive insults all over the bunkers front door. I hope, as I do so, that @Ghid will not be too angry over being compared with The Grinch and The Emperor.
I eat it
I bite DuneToa really hard and scream through his flesh
As the bunker door is metal, I can transmute it into an air katana! From there I keep duplicating them until I return to my original form!!
I thank @Eilrach by not pelting him with lewa swords.