I become an army and destroy 50% of the cabbages.
I
EAT
LETTUCE
and become strong. Healthy, even.
I also invite DuneToa and Monopoly to help me paint the windows of Winterstorm345’s bunker. Just like they did in the film Hoot
as I am hundreds of cabbages now, I am unable to paint the windows
I instead smear cabbages all over them
My army removed all metal from the bunker, then seals it with concrete.
I filled it with Jell-O before it was sealed.
I eat some Jell-O 'cause Im hungry
I sit around, unable to move as I am still a lewa sword.
I inquire as to what hidden events happened between these two points
But I’m just a sword and can’t comprehend it. If only there were more lewa blades around so I could regain my original form…
I sculpt the Jell-O into lewa swords. Their delicate, so be careful.
Now I am covered in jello. Angry at @Wekua, I somehow telekinetically throw it at him. Probably because they were shaped like lewa swords.
I spray offensive insults all over the bunkers front door. I hope, as I do so, that @Ghid will not be too angry over being compared with The Grinch and The Emperor.
I eat it
Oh no!!! @Wekua has demolished my only line of defense!!
I bite DuneToa really hard and scream through his flesh
I cut out a crude katana from the
and gift it to @rukah
As the bunker door is metal, I can transmute it into an air katana! From there I keep duplicating them until I return to my original form!!
I thank @Eilrach by not pelting him with lewa swords.
I killed everyone than all respawn into Toa Nuva tools and masks. Also I didn’t get killed that was my clone.
The shards hit my face, the hot tea burns me. “Owie” I exclaim. I look up “A bat girl?” The Fedora falls in place “Dunetoa the Batgirl!?” As I’m thrown into my reality-inator it has an opposite effect to the intention. It supercharges and concentrates. The room I’m in is now permanently under it’s effects. "Well at least I’m safe from Were-cordaxes now. I decide to go back to bed.
I give @Winterstorm345 some money and magic moth dust as a cure for the werebeast.