I pull a shawshank redemption and crawl to freedom through five hundred yards of poop smelling foulness
Noo!!! I fall into @Eilrach’s sewer pool and I can’t get out because I am only an air katana.
i have been booted. i fall into the sewage. i am defeated, and all i have is this edgy talking sword. As i said, i’ve been booted, but not just in any way. I’ve been rebooted. Edgily Rebooted.
Wielding my edgy talking katana i rise up from the sewers, seeking vengeance on all who have ever wronged me because i’m edgy and i have blood powers and i have no parents and no soul and no money and therefore cannot pay taxes.
Now i am rich and have no need to be edgy.
I appoint Zukah and Dunetoa as second and third-in command while i go waste money on wine made out Saturn’s rings.
As the The Master RPG and the Battle with the members above you! are now linked, I begin creating a Martian army to invade Earth.
The wave that Ghid sent towards Florida picks up speed.
“Only a small annoyance.” Cordax says to his father, @N01InParticular.
In trying to deter the wave, Cordax accidentally turns it into a hurricane, which is barreling towards Florida at a rapid pace. With his plan already set in motion, Cordax must stay and endure the storm.
“While Zork has been cured, the venom of the were-cordax still radiates in his blood. The Toa of Dune has also been infected, but the effects have yet to set in.”
Egads! My spirit has been released! In my new ghastly form, I am easily able to evade the coming storm, and infect every user on this mortal world with the curse of the Were-Cordax! The world now bends according to my will. Now that I can control everything, I start making @Spiderus_Prime 's body contort into a mangled and unrecognizable shape. As I hear his screams of terror, I have @DuneToa start lifting him into the air.
I sit around, unable to move as I am still a lewa sword.
I mow a lawn and overwhelm cordax with the screams of thousands of cordax infected grass baldes, have fun
I mold @Spiderus_Prime into the shape and likeness of Dracula. He heads off to inflict pain upon @Cordax . Meanwhile, I have subtly used my Kanohi Weha to make an army of myself.
I wash up on the coast of florida only to find all the mortals have become infected with the were-cordax. finding Rukah in lewa sword form, I quickly apply some yellow paint and a purple suit to disguise myself as a really tall cordax with a rather pointy vaccuum to navigate this new society
Oh no! Ghid grabbed me and is attempting to pass me off as a vacuum!
Having been absent from the battle for several weeks, I suddenly wake up and immediately explode into a pile of hundreds of cabbages, which then begin to fly directly into the sun. The sun is now a giant cabbage, which is also me.
The world freezes and is hit by thousands of cabbages.
I inject @Cordax with the spice from Dune, hoping that he will develop an addiction to it.
I watch from my safety bunker of safety. I have yet to reveal my deadliest weapon. Putting on my lab coat I press my big red button of doom. The reality-inator, causing everything to function as it does in real life. Certain Sentient Bionicle Weapons are now vaguely sentient Bionicle pieces. I sit back and sip my tea
I smash your teacup into your face. @Winterstorm345 goes flying into the reality-creating device, causing it to cease working. Everyone is saved!
I just do what everyone else is doing, making things twice as bad
that means TWICE THE CABBAGES
there are now more cabbages than people on earth