i eat Rukah accidently whilst consuming the pile of Doritos
go on take it out of context, you won’t
i eat Rukah accidently whilst consuming the pile of Doritos
go on take it out of context, you won’t
Eilrach’s stomach gets shredded as I am still in lewa sword form.
weird
I found @Eilrach’s dead body, and found @Rukah in he’s Lewa Sword form, so I turn him into Kikanalo to ride into battle against @Ghid’s book collection.
I do not wish to wage a war against @Ghid’s book collection, so I immediately buck @Spiderus_Prime off.
Unfortunately @Rukah never saw the knife being launched at terminal velocity targeted at his knee, no normal human being could hope to survive its impact.
Good thing that I am a Kikanalo. Despite my leg wound, I unleash a sonic roar that blows @N01InParticular away.
i drag my shredded remains over to @ghids book collection and summon Eilrach from the smash hit series Book Of ____, i then proceeded to rip him apart and use his bones to fill in the gaping hole in me. I then take one of Eilrachs femur bones and begin to smash @N01InParticular face in with it
Hey that’s my job!
Angered that Heyzorks has attempted to steal my job, I hobble over to him and head-butt him in the face.
Noooo!! I cannot stand the power of classic tahu, and die. However, I reincarnate as a lewa sword.
nooo!! I split apart into many silver lego pieces!
They disassemble me and I die again. However, I reincarnate as a lewa sword.
I snap the lewa sowrds.
Seeing @Rukah being snapped into two, I revived him as Matau’s Aero Slicers, and used them to killed @redstripepakari387 and he is revived as Onua’s claws.
I enter the room and immediately turn around and leave.
…although I do grab a free mint on the way out.