I do not wish to wage a war against @Ghid’s book collection, so I immediately buck @Spiderus_Prime off.
Unfortunately @Rukah never saw the knife being launched at terminal velocity targeted at his knee, no normal human being could hope to survive its impact.
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Good thing that I am a Kikanalo. Despite my leg wound, I unleash a sonic roar that blows @N01InParticular away.
i drag my shredded remains over to @ghids book collection and summon Eilrach from the smash hit series Book Of ____, i then proceeded to rip him apart and use his bones to fill in the gaping hole in me. I then take one of Eilrachs femur bones and begin to smash @N01InParticular face in with it
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I revive the topic offensively.
then i throw a pickle in the general direction of @Eilrach
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Hey that’s my job!
Angered that Heyzorks has attempted to steal my job, I hobble over to him and head-butt him in the face.
I summon classic tahu and send him to murder @Rukah
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Noooo!! I cannot stand the power of classic tahu, and die. However, I reincarnate as a lewa sword.
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I metamorphosize @Rukah into a 90 years of play classic format then step on him.
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nooo!! I split apart into many silver lego pieces!
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As if that wasn’t enough, I send the entire classic bionicle race after @Rukah .
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They disassemble me and I die again. However, I reincarnate as a lewa sword.
I snap the lewa sowrds.
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Seeing @Rukah being snapped into two, I revived him as Matau’s Aero Slicers, and used them to killed @redstripepakari387 and he is revived as Onua’s claws.
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I shoot @Spiderus_Prime with a pickle gun.
I wait for @spiderus_prime to use me to stab someone.
I enter the room and immediately turn around and leave.
…although I do grab a free mint on the way out.
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I steal @Ghid ’s mint.
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The pickle hits me and I am mildly irritated by it, I then steal Ghids stolen mint and eat it because I felt like a mint and because my mint jar is empty
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Realizing that two people have stolen my mint, I stalk the one who ate it to indimintate him.
lifetime comedy award #33, this one goes out to all my fans
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