I wait for @spiderus_prime to use me to stab someone.
I take @Rukah from @Spiderus_Prime’s hands and stab him with it.
Using the Spiderus’ blood I summon a body for @Rukah to use.
Hooray! I form a body out of lewa swords.
I then attack @Enbeanie with my blades for some reason.
I attack @Rukah with nothing but toenail clippings, a bowl of milk and a spoon.
I used @Rukah to killed @Enbeanie that he was revived as a penguin with a top hat.
Also killed @Senit with a lightsaber and he was revived as a rock.
I shoot 1000 lewa swords at @Spiderus_Prime
I turn @Rukah’s Lewa Nuva’s swords into axes to throw at him.
I am hit with the axes, but as I am made of lewa swords they just bounce off. I murder @Spiderus_Prime with more lewa swords!
As @Rukah’s swords missed me, I bashed him into the Pit forever, that also brings @Ghid, @Winger, & @Senit to there, too.
I attempt to attack @Spiderus_Prime for locking me in the Pit!
unfortunately @Spiderus_Prime forgets that the Pit is my basement and I have the keys.
I then break his knees and stuff him into a closet MOCingbird-style for throwing my son down a flight of stairs.
I ask @ghid if I can be let out of his basement.
“”"""""“no”"""""""
I ask @ghid if I can be let out of his basement again.
I’m a penguin
i burn @Rukah’s eardrums with a furious cry of NOOT NOOT
ouch!!!
I blast @Enbeanie with a storm of lewa blades!!
“”""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""“no”
I throw a lewa sword at @ghid’s basement wall.
the wall is offended and begins playing pink floyd
I tell the wall to shut up
the wall is sad now
I throw 10 lewa swords at @Ghid in an attempt to force him to let me out of his basement.