I quickly close the basement door and the swords hit the door instead
the door is offended and begins playing Caroline Polachek’s song Door
I tell the door to shut up
the door is sad now
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I create a storm of lewa swords and throw it at the door to try to break it open!!
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the door is violently murdered and does not survive. the doorway leads into second basement.
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Unable to comprehend Ghid’s basement, I pass out.
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The Pit Mutagen makes me wake up, but I just transmutate myself back into lewa swords.
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I’ve been transformed into a horrible monster!
no physical difference.
however this time I make sure to lock the closet after stuffing Spiderus back inside. Can’t have him crawling out and trying to pine sol the basement with gogurt again
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Even though I still am in the basement, I suffer no mutations as I still am a rock.
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I throw Mutagen on @Senit and turn him into a rock monster.
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I call upon a powerful incantation:
Convoluted and Edgey BackStory!!!
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I call upon a powerful incantation:
ctrl x + writing quality + ratio
and use it to defeat the edg(e)y backstory.
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Uh for some random reason I throw a hurricane of lewa swords at @MakutaOisli!!
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I draw my plasma blades and melt the flying Lewa swords!
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oh.
I throw a rock at @DuneToa for melting my swords!
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I turn the rock into sand which lands at my feet.
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uhh
I throw a really big rock at @DuneToa!!
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The same thing happens again.
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uhhhh
I throw 10,000 lewa swords at @DuneToa!
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I scream and dive for cover, smashing head-on into @Ghid ‘s shelves of pricy cider.
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unfortunately those are my shelves of prickly cider, and @DuneToa gets poked.
Maybe I should stop using whole rose stems in my cider
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