@Toan get nuke for that, also I lived! than @Ghid run from fear.
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Apparently for throwing Spiderus into the sun, Toan is gifted a nuclear weapon by NATO. Neat.
Seeing his accomplishments, I decide to run away lest I get targeted by NATO or the ICC 
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I throw a brick through Ghids window.
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@ChubChub86 has been found in Ghid’s pool, after he threw a brick to his windows, now he is under house arrest by @Rukah’s pet llama, @NOTaHFfan.
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Somehow, Spiderus returned
I send @Spiderus_Prime to the moon and blow him up with my newly acquired nuclear missle to finally defeat him for good
I then throw a brick through @ChubChub86’s window
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@Toan’s nuke actually misfire cause him and everything around him to be gone, minus @Ghid because he in his underground bunker with @Rukah, @Wekua, @DuneToa, & @Bioman.
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wondering how it was possible to miss a nuke, I pull out my uno reverse card just before the nuclear blast hits me, thus causing the explosion to reverse itself and collapse into a hole in space and time, which absorbs me, Spiderus, and everyone in the bunker
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I look out my bunker window to see a nuked and irradiated Spiderus along with the entirety of my local spacetime distorted and beyond comprehension again 
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I am inventorying the contents of the pantry
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Unknown to everyone: I restarting the universe again, so this didn’t happen again.
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Swear to god I just counted up 83 cans of corn but now they’re gone??? Everything is gone??? what
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I watch as Spiderus’s nuked ashes restart the entirety of reality again
“Isn’t it peculiar,” I write in my daily journal that has survived the destruction of the universe due in large part to being within my somehow impervious bunker, “how Spiderus is so willing to inflict humiliating attacks on others, transforming them into whatever he pleases, but the moment his silly and nonsensical actions have silly and nonsensical consequences, he immediately nuh-uhs and rewrites every attack against him just to make himself come out on top?”
“Perhaps I shall have to utilize the same techniques against him if I want to avoid getting nuked, transformed into a farm animal, subjected to legal battles as a clown, or thrown into intergalactic prison for no visible reason.” I sharpen my feather pen before continuing. “Also reminder to ask Wekua for a can of corn since I’m too lazy to go to the store on any day that isn’t mega sale wednesday. Also also take out the garbage tonight or else Marvel and Star Wars fans will start showing up.”
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I rip up Ghids journal
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I give @ChubChub86 a ticket to a special place, where he learns to respect others.
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I put a forever stamp on a can of corn I found under the couch, Write “Ghid” on it, and drop it in the mail box outside the CVS
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I rip up @Spiderus_Prime ‚s Special Place
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I can’t even be mad at my journal being ripped up chubchub got chad energy goin fr 
unfortunately my onset dementia means I can’t remember what I wrote down now that it’s gone and so I text Wekua to ask him why he mailed me a can of corn
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I mail Ghid the leftovers from last night’s dessert, as he apparently hasn’t been shopping since Black Friday.
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I suddenly find myself standing in the store, surrounded by cans of corn, the last thing I remember being getting absorbed by a crack in space and time and Spiderus resetting everything. I open a can and start eating corn.
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I check the front door to find a special delivery from DuneToa! I hurriedly open it to find a horribly mashed paste which had once been pineapple upside down cake. 
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