Battle with the members above you!

[Spiderus_Prime]

I erased @Ghid, when he is in the void with DoodleBob.

[DuneToa]

I open my phone to find a text from Ghid consisting of the following image:

[Ghid]

I decide to put my theorized techniques into practice, redrawing myself into reality and erasing Spiderus instead. I then install some obscure reference from a cartoon show in the '50s as a gimmick to keep Spiderus from striking back.

I then invite Toan, Wekua, and DuneToa to my bunker for a get-together forgetting that I do not have any food aside from one can of corn and a paste that used to be a cake.

[Wekua]

I get cell service while shopping at the corn store and receive both of Ghid’s texts. I buy a family sized tub of wet corn and drive over to Ghid’s bunker for dinner

[Minethuselah]

I ask Ghid (politely) if I may enter the bunker too.

[Spiderus_Prime]

Unknown to anyone, an earthquake shook the bunker cause it to crumble and everyone is in a medical center due to the quake damage.

[Ghid]

Unfortunately for Spiderus, he said it was “unknown to anyone”, meaning we’re all still completely convinced we’re in my bunker.

I gladly welcome Minethuselah into the bunker, surprised at how much nicer it looks all of a sudden and the several dozen wait staffers I now seem to have with matching blue and white uniforms.

[DuneToa]

I laugh as one of Ghid’s employees clamps a funny mask over my face and lets me sniff some kind of scent. It’s still hilarious as he seems to move to the other end of the room while pushing me into a massive 4-poster bed while the walls begin oozing with colors and Spiderus starts telling me how he crumpled the bunker, which clearly didn’t happen, right?

[Spiderus_Prime]

I cursed @Ghid into a newt, while his bunker been ransack by @DuneToa’s four arms.

[Wekua]

I’m just shoveling corn piles into my gizzard

[Minethuselah]

I wander around the bunker, still trying to figure out where everyone went.

“Hello? Is anyone there?”

[Willess12]

I turn Ghid, Spiderus, and Dave into copies of Wekua, so now no one can tell them apart. I also turn Wekua into a copy of Wekua while I’m at it, then laugh at how pointless that was.

[Ghid]

Unfortunately for both Spiderus and Willess, the two of them have only been transforming the obscure '50s cartoon reference I threw up a while ago to intercept any further bizarre modifications directed at me.

Turns out it was Winky Dink from Winky Dink and You, and due to his being incapable of surviving such dramatic transformation, has died. Another icon of extremely poorly thought-out gimmick-based media has fallen

I conjure up another '50s cartoon character to serve as my flesh shield before realizing Minethuselah never arrived at my bunker! I hurriedly exit the building, plowing through several of my very polite wait staffers despite their best attempts to stop me as I try to locate him.

[Toan]

I get bored and magically bring the corn to life into a corn monster that tries to eat Wekua.
Or at least someone who looks like Wekua.

[Minethuselah]

I spot Ghid walking towards me.

“Yo, Ghid! I’ve been looking everywhere for you guys, what took y’all so long?”

[Wekua]

I’ve been in the hydrochloric vat room this whole time so I declare myself safe. The corn monster must be eating Dave

[Spiderus_Prime]

I used a rocket to the Bunker, and it went to space @Ghid is shocked when he sees his beloved bunker being taken away by a galactic empire, while @Wekua reversing every copy of him to they normal self including me, and I took Ghid’s journal away which is actual my spell book with his name tape on there.

[ChubChub86]

I secretly turn off spiderus primes refrigerator

[Wekua]

I salvage the corn

[Minethuselah]

I ask for some of the corn to eat.