@Wekua and @Minethuselah are infected by corn monsters for eating their babies, also @ChubChub86 is in a fridge that isn’t me because I don’t a fridge.
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I drop an anvil on Wekua’s head, and also utilise Spiderus’ spellbook to make Ghid think the refrigerator is his bunker.
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I drop the corn I was gonna give to Minethuselah cuz I got bonked on the head :(
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I pick up the corn and eat it
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I drool into the carpet
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I ask Toan for some of the corn to eat.
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I go Nuh Uh I Dodged It to whatever it was Spiderus said last about me 
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As Ghid’s bunker (which earlier, crumbled in an earthquake) is now launched into space, Ghid goes “nuh uh” and dodges it. I use my galactic empire to seize it!.. and then throw it back down to earth, because what am I gonna do with a ruined bunker in space? Anyway, it lands on Wekua because now it’s a recurring gag.
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And @Willess12 won award for Best Gag in the Cordax Award, as @Ghid denied of what’s happening than something happen to him. (Guess what you think it is?)
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Unfortunately I cannot guess, because the grammar of that sentence made no sense. 
I throw a thesaurus at Spiderus and hope it improves the situation, but not before looking dejectedly at my ruined bunker as it is about to turn Wekua into the world’s shortest and simultaneously widest man
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Now that I’ve had over an hour to think of what to do, the bunker lands on my head and I cough up my corn 
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Since @Ghid threw a thesaurus for some reason, so I threw a dictionary, and three help guilds, “How to respect people”, “How to be logically smart”, and “How to be funny” also @Wekua is dead from the bunker crash on him, now he is Ghost that used the corn to be a corncob monster.
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I remind Spiderus that respecting people involves not humiliating/attacking them, being logically smart involves good grammar, and being funny requires a gigantic unfathomably large pile of lifetime comedy awards, which I am able to hide behind to avoid all his books
Anyway, I finally go inspect the ruin of my bunker which landed on top of a hill, which I name in its honor “Bunker Hill”. I’m sure nothing important will ever come of it.
Also Wekua’s cornporeal form scares the 50+ years of ibuprofen doses out of me
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I use my conster ghost form to rustle the bushes outside everyones houses
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I give Minethuselah some corn
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I am the corn, secretly 
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@Minethuselah sees @Wekua corn talking that he ran off in fear, while @DuneToa left the ruined bunker goes to his house to have bananas and apples, as Ghid is down from seeing a corn monster, I put a sign on the hill it says, “Bunker Hill is already exist in New York!” I also replaced his mask with a Hau.
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Spiderus appears to be unaware that Bunker Hill is in Massachusetts 
I grab another Akaku to wear off my 750 copies of Kopaka Mata before throwing a globe at Spiderus in the hopes he will get his geography down.
I then call the police to alert them that Wekua is committing ghost cannibalism but they don’t have ghost busting equipment 
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Seeing Spiderus throw a bunch of books at Ghid, I get one called “How to defeat Spiderus” and throw it at him. Then, I pick up bunker hill and move it from Massachusets to New york, where it of course lands on Wekua (and does nothing, because he’s a ghost).
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my ethereal form gets cornsumed by Bunker Hill. I haunt the historic location by forcing corn stalks to grow in everyone’s living room
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