I start consuming the corn stalks that suddenly appeared in my living room.
Than @Toan wants to eat carrots instead of corn, so he goes to a carrot patch to pick carrots, making @Wekua sad, while @Willess12 found a secret button in my hidden area, he press it than released a giant @Racie02 moth heading to @Ghid’s ruining bunker.
I stop running and ask for more corn to eat.
@Minethuselah found a taco instead of corn.
Oh well, it had a corn tortilla at least. I eat the taco. It doesn’t taste too bad.
Somehow it seems Spiderus has some sort of mind control device that made me suddenly prefer carrots to corn. I snap out of it and start eating corn again, pondering how to stop Spiderus’ mind-controlling shenanigans.
I jump up and down three times.
@Minethuselah becomes a wizard, and I disappear into thin air never to be heard from again.
I use my wizardly powers to ask Wekua and Ghid for corn. I also continue to jump.
Unfortunately my feet have been extremely clean lately
I have a drawstring bag filled with corns I’ve filed from Ghids toes when I visited him at the assisted living center and offer it to Minethuselah
I casually set everything on fire for the 5th time
I wonder why my hair feels like it’s on fire.
I realize why my hair feels like it’s on fire.
My hair is on fire.
I returned as a spirit saw that everything and everyone was on fire, so rain comes falling down, and stuck @Toan on the head. Then I disappeared again.
So apparently this was a lie
I give Toan a set of waterproof matches so he can continue lighting things on fire.
I thank Ghid for the matches and start lighting everything on waterproof fire
I report to the local history museum that someone has figured out the long-lost recipe for Greek fire.
I bring a tank of carbon dioxide and extinguish the fire, along with everyone’s ability to breathe.
DuneToa has just extinguished everyone’s ability to breathe! However seeing as I live in Portland there is no visible difference
I see my opportunity to monopolize on a business and start packaging and selling breathable air to everybody. attacking them indirectly but financially