I use my artistic skills to give us all special anti-weeb weapons: I get a historically accurate sword, which is very effective against their clumsy ridiculously-oversized anime swords, @Senit gets a flamethrower to burn their body pillows, and @Ghid gets the ultimate weed-slaying weapon, his iconic baseball bat
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I see @Ghid @Senit and @NOTAHFFAn arming up and wonder what they’re doing. I go over to talk to them.
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“Excuse me mr. @senit but am I a weeb?” rukah asks while maintaining the swirling vortex of lewa swords around himself.
“If you’re not one of them, how did you get here? We’re surrounded, if you didn’t notice!” I say
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“oh lol” I say.
Then I started hurling massive hurricanes of lewa blades at the weebs
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I see @Rukah, verified weeb, attempting to ‘aid’ us, and I recall how he destroyed Cordax’s sweater.
With no remorse I kick him into the hordes below, wondering if the weebs will think his swords are anime collectibles.
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Noo! NOOOooooO!! I am overrun by the weebs. I quickly create a tornado of lewa swords and fly away from the battle.
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As @Rukah flies from the swarm, I can spot two redditors as they fall from the ceiling and pin him to the mob, being beaten repeatedly with gurren lagan collectibles and half-shredded body pillows of shrek.
@NOTaHFfan and I stand atop the pile of bodies, staring down the hordes that threaten us, kicking and slashing at all the uncivilized hands daring to touch the high emperor. Let them try.
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Flying away from a battle is quite the challenge when it is rapidly engulfing this miserable earth…many a weeabo is pulverised in vain attempts to grab a “Katana” from the “Katana Tornado.”
Meanwhile:
On a remote Coral Atoll,
In a sub terrain facility,
A computer sounds a tone.
OOC: also uh, talk about heck of thing to miss while I was asleep, really wish I could dive in sooner!
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I stand below continuing to let those who come to close burn.
I see all the death happening around me.
I know it all has to end.
"@Brickbot99 please I know you can do it, free us of this mess.“
I hope for a response.
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Winger, Ghid’s loyal sixteenth scribe, writes everything down.
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The epic battle reaches its peak! Soon we will find out if our heroes are able to save the world from the threat of the weeb empire!
And so…
I wake up and realise that everything that happened above was just my fever dream caused by drinking too much green tea last evening. “Man, what a weird dream I just had… I really need to find a better lifestyle.”-I say, getting prepared to face the new day.
To be continued…
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Cordax, the Chaotic Neutral bard, burns it all.
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Oh no, the weebs have trapped @NOTaHFfan in a “trapped in old life” delusion, go Onua saws, awaken him!!!
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I unleash a mental attack at @NOTaHFfan in desperate need to help @Brickbot99 to awaken him.
In his dreams he sees me busting down his door. But to him it feels normal, like an everyday routine. As soon as I try to talk I get banned from the dream world.
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“Noooooo, I thought that we established that everything that happened in this topic so far was just my fewer dream, don’t make me go through all of this again!”-says my subconsciousness, not wanting to go out of the illusion
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Sensing the threat looming over the world, and the fate of @NOTaHFfan, I invoke my high emperorly power and shatter the world, letting the illusion bleed through and become reality.
As for the weebs, and he*ck itself, you don’t want to know where they ended up.
In this refreshed world devoid of weeb overpopulation, I stalk out of my ten story mansion home to get the mail while @NOTaHFfan attends to his partially destroyed door from @Senit smashing into and through it.
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“Well, now this is a normal world” I said, “Are we finally free of the battlegrounds? Nonono… that shall not be”
Realising that a world of peace would end in the universe getting ended, I force Greg to canonise our ability to respawn.