I use @Rukah to redirect them back at @Cordax, shredding all of their sweaters.
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I turn my swords into knitting needles, and I knit @cordax’s sweaters back together. Then I throw the needles along with a rock at @Brickbot99
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(I mean, why can’t it be both? Didn’t we turn this topic into a wild and crazy story about fighting against weebs from hell earlier, and then, using an extremely clever plot twist involving dreams and reality altering, turned it back to normal?)
(So, @Axelford, I don’t know where you’re going with this, but please go on!)
Anyways, ever since @Senit broke my front door, I’ve been staring at its remains in terror. Now I’m mad. I need to throw something at someone. I take a chair from my house, go outside and throw it at @Rukah!
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I want to join but can never find an opening, so I’ll make my own and ….
Oh yeah I’ll still in a corner with my alt accounts playing uno. I combine all my alt accounts to mega eilrach and I start stepping on people because that’s what my two brain cells could think of doing with a giant made of me
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yeah true enough
that’s a good idea
Your chair hits me on the head. It doesn’t do much but it makes me mad. I throw a rock at @NOTAHFFAN
I have finally found some evidence of what happened.
The G. h. Identification Department has nothing to do with the battlegrounds.
That’s pretty useless information.
As the G.h.i.D. has closed for the day I go home. On my way there I see @Rukah and feel the need to attack them.
I take my suitcase and start using it to hammer on Rukah.
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Ow! Ow!
@senit starts using his suitcase to smack me, so I attack it with a lewa sword
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I barely dodge it, getting a cut on my arm.
As I am a really anxious I run away.
Finally when I’m at home I remember that G.h.i.D. stands for Goons and Hoodlums identification Department.
„So that’s why I didn’t find anything“
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I break into @Senit’s house and deposit a sack full of rabid ferrets into their basement. I then throw @Rukah into some mutagen infected waters, causing them to rust severely.
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Noooooo! I am completely rusted. However, I use the newly gained power of monochrome to break free. I throw a rock at @Brickbot99 !
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I remember that I have a box with important documents, which I have to read, in my basement.
Upon entering it the rabid ferrets attack me.
I quickly run out and close the door. One of them managed to escape and is now roaming free.
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I go on a quest to the East, where I am accompanied by a magical ape, a bacon demon, an ice demon, and a donkey. This quest goes on for several years, and it is resolved once I discover that there was no destination, and the real destination was the friends I made along the way.
I then steal the headache headband off the ape and put it on @Senit
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After recovering from a rock induced broken rib, I take @Cordax’s donkey and convince it that Cordax was the one who killed its mate, sending the donkey on grief fueled revenge quest. I then give the donkey a poison tipped knife and, well, you can probably figure out the rest.
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I see the Donkey coming, and I decide that it would be more entertaining if I could be struck by the poison. The donkey stabs me, and I start an endless monologue, getting to the hearts of all the healers in the land, so they heal me, and then I run away and smack @Brickbot99 in the face.
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I have a giant headache.
It must go away, so I try to remove the headband, but I can’t manage to get it removed.
So I go ahead and slap @Cordax with the one of the rabid ferrets.
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I randomly throw a rock at @Senit
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I give a fave to @Rukah
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I throw a rock at @Cordax’s fave.
I throw a different rock at @Rukah, questioning why I don’t just go home.
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Our rocks collide in mid air and explode.
I build a house of lewa swords.
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