The darkness clears just in time for me to vertically collide with a beanie baby display in Welly World.
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Manager Dogwolf calls for a cleanup on post 961. As a newly hired stockboy, I scamper over in my cool blue vest and start stacking the beanie babies in a neat honeycomb-esque pyramid, like we all remember from cinema. I shoo away the unusually tall child with four empty eye sockets. “Go find your mom.”
After work, I toss the truck keys on a ring-stained card table and sink into my truck sofa. I flip on the telly. What’s this! I don’t pay for cable or internet! I play on my phone instead. I never leave the Welly World parking lot.
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Since it’s August, that means Halloween is now real. I find the halloween candy isle and grab four of the chocolate foil-wrapped eyeball candies and slot them into my eye sockets.
I can now see corn syrup.
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I do a donut around Manager Dogwolf’s '96 Toyota Corolla and blow a tire on a parking barrier
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I steal the rest of Wekua’s tires and sell them.
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@Rukah hacks my TV!
This might cause problems for me in like a month or so when I actually turn it on.
Meanwhile while he’s distracted doing that I steal his ribs and use them to make a beatrap.
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Ha! I don’t have any ribs, only lewa swords. So I just instantly regenerate. Problem solved.
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“what has been going on while i was away?” i cry in confusion as i return to life. in my poor attempts to keep up with the lore of this topic, i accidentally throw a good-sized London bus at @rukah in frustration.
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Finally an excuse to buy new tires early! I beef up the tread so I don’t get stuck in snow and mud anymore.
I drive my truck through the Welly World main entrance and run over @Ghid. I tell him @Enbeanie did it and I drive away at top speed
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Oh no! I’m run over by Heyzorks’ good-sized London bus!! I get crushed, but thankfully I just regenerate. In retaliation, I send a storm of lewa swords @Enbeanie’ way.
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I walk into the store and leave with everyone’s TVs. Then I take the truck and flee at 78 mph!
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Hey, my truck! I hop into Manager Dogwolf’s hoodie pouch like a kangaroo joey and we pursue!
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I finally catch up with my wasted truck. It still works! It will never die!
I politely ask Manager Dogwolf for a sick day so I can run over @N01InParticular
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I injected @Wekua with a serum that turns him into cat. While @Ghid returns to human form, @Rukah married @Cordax’s sweater, and @DuneToa is now the Watcher.
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This is highly confusing. I attempt to divorce the sweater
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Oh no! I hope a Master retrieves the cat virus cure I made a month ago in the spam hole!
I drive my truck over @N01InParticular’s legs by running back and forth across the steering wheel in jump-cut fashion
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