Battle with the members above you!

[Wekua]

@NOTaHFfan

While consuming @Wekua’s corpse I accidentally absorbed his consciousness. Now he can control my left arm, see through my left eye and speak with my mouth.

I force Nota to tell everyone he screams at puppies and licks doorknobs. I poke out his right eye with his left finger

[Rukah]

Well that wasn’t very nice! I reincarnate as a lewa sword and burst through the ground, impaling @Spiderus_Prime’s neck.

[Ghid]

I walk into the courtroom to begin the prosecution of wekua for violent assault against notahffan resulting in permanent blindness in one eye and public humiliation, knowing the case against him is air tight

I whisper to notahffan that amputation really is the best way

[Wekua]

@Wekua

I bang on the dresser with my fists like a chimp and scream

@Wekua

I try to swing on a standing lamp

@Wekua

screaming through a mouthful of fabric and steel wire

@Wekua

widened eyes, rusted over with madness

@Wekua

I release a long, gravelly bellow and gallop through the second floor window

@Wekua

starfish

I plead insanity and rest my case

[Ghid]

thankfully I have already used my secret legal technique called bribing the judge and wekua gets sentenced to the chair, which is unfortunate because he is still notahffan’s left arm

[DuneToa]

I enter as the unfortunate defendants are forcibly shoved through the entrance, and become entangled in starfish, arms, and wolf masks. The courtroom quickly becomes surrounded by police who are trying to disperse the public from this humiliating catastrophe.

[Spiderus_Prime]

I give @DuneToa a bomb to give for someone.

[DuneToa]

I give the judge the bomb before making an undignified escape through the crowds of armed government agents. The bomb is now in the final seconds of its countdown.

[Wekua]

I force Notahffan to swallow it

[Spiderus_Prime]

I turn @Wekua into a to bite @NOTaHFfan.

[Wekua]

I approach Nodda with pincers chompin’

[Eilrach]

I put a pin through @Wekua and put him in a small glass cabinet and then conceal it in my cloak, “now thats one for the collection” I say before no clipping back home

[Ghid]

I stare into the table, wondering why saul goodman gets all the normal cases

[Wekua]

Fortunately, although my personal form is veing carried away, I was able to lay a ton of eggs all over the courthouse

[Cordax]

I sit and cry as I am about to be incinerated and ghid said splatoon is trash.

I then ask my lord and savior fred crumbs for forgiveness

[DuneToa]

I laugh hysterically, waiting for the vans to pull in with TV crews. Sadly, the bomb is merely a bunch of fireworks that explode in a blast of color, deafening all and causing very little damage.

[Willess12]

I ___ DuneToa with a ___, which also causes the vans to ___.

[Eilrach]

I Smack @Willess12 then I Scream at @DuneToa and then I scram back home

[Rukah]

I wait patiently for someone to pull me out of @Spiderus_Prime’s neck

[Spiderus_Prime]

Realizes that there’s a sword at neck, so I removed it than broke the sword in two, that finally sent @Rukah to the underworld.