coming back home in a dejected state after having floundered another legal battle, still nowhere close to the greentext on my ttv profile background image, I find Rukah has suddenly teleported into my basement?
I unlock the basement door and tell him to wipe his feet on the mat.
I apologize to Ghid that I have no feet to wipe, because I’m still a sword
I furiously yeet Rukah out of my house for refusing to wipe his fee and using such a lame excuse as not actually having feet to wipe
kids these days ugh smh smh smh ugh smh ugh 
I hurtle through the air and land directly in the center of @Eilrach’s back. Darn it, I’m stuck again.
I hand @rukah an envelope before asking him “Pray tell how do you pronounce envelope, be it Ahn-vel-ope or Ehn-vel-ope?”
I can’t reply, as I am still a lewa sword and don’t have a mouth.
Than @Rukah start to evolved into giant crab monster.
Hooray! Now I’m a giant crab made of air katanas!
I shoot @Rukah full is spares in an attempt to kill him
Ha! I use the confusing grammar of @Eilrach’s statement to evade the spares and grab him in my crab claws!
Unfortunately, you did not evade the spare spares! Ah Ha! So, whilst crushing @Eilrach in your chrome claws, you find yourself suddenly resembling somewhat of a porcupine.
OH NO!! @Axelford manages to stab me with the spare spares and my crab form is defeated! I crawl slowly away, reduced to only a tiny amalgamation of lewa sword shards.
Axelford and Eilrach successfully fought the giant enemy crab and attacked its weak point for massive damage
disappointed that even rukah eventually turns into a crab, I try to unwind by preparing a meal of spaghetti and meatballs intended to serve 5-6 people which I will eat all on my own
I set up my pretzel stand and invite @Eilrach towards it, hoping he comes soon because i don’t have a certificate to sell food and the police might find out
undeterred, I present eilrach with a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs as stereotypical acceptance of his rich italian heritage
After being incinerated at the garbage dump, I decide to take a quick nap
I return to this land, looking at the city with evil glee. I pull out a canned supernova, and light the fuse….
“oh boy, my favorite drink!” I exclaim as I swipe DuneToa’s canned supernova, greedily gulping down the contents inside before inviting him in for some spaghetti and meatballs
Quite unfortunately, I have stolen the spaghetti and meatballs and proceed to put them in my ever-expanding junk drawer.