BIONICLE highschool

In an alternate universe… One Vezon might’ve gone to…

Every BIONICLE you know is in high school. Who’s in what club? Which Turaga teaches what topic? Are the Le-Matoran in band?

Let’s discuss.

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um. ahem.

i FeEl tHis iS VeRy DiScRiMiNaTOry AgAinST HoMeScHOoleRs.

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Who do you think would be homeschooled

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berix

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This is impossible because Bionicle is supposed to be fun and is therefore the antithesis of school. It’s also more useful and can actually teach you something.

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You’re just afraid of getting bullied by Jock Tahu and his pals Nuhrii and Kapura.

The piraka were expelled a long time ago.

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Kapura is obviously the captain of the track and field team, since he can be faster than all others, by moving very slowly…

Why do I find that so easy to believe? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Nah man I’m more afraid of Ahkmou, he keeps mentioning something about his “list” during bowling class.

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That’s still preferable over going to school.

Akhmou’s got a quick hand
He’ll look around the room, he won’t tell you his plan
Yeah, he’s got a lone…whatever the Bionicle equivaent of a cig is…
Hangin’ from his mask, he’s a Bad Guy set, yeah

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Mr. Makuta, the vice principal, gets no respect in comparison to Matt, the chill principal who everyone loves but isn’t responsible enough. Apparently, Matt “got in an accident” while on a vacation to Lake Magna, so Mr. Makuta’s gonna have to fill in for him for the rest of the semester. He seems a little too happy about it.

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perditus maybe?

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The Piraka are drop-outs trying to break into the rap industry.

… it’s not going so well.

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The Barraki are the weird kids in the back of the class that play with insects and think they’re cooler than they are.

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Hall monitor Jaller anyone?

Professor Nuju who everyone hates

Principal Mata Nui and Vice Principal Teridax are great ideas

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OOMN are the seniors

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Yeah, and Vice Principal Teridax is secretly trying to get Principal Mata Nui fired so he can take over the school :stuck_out_tongue:

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Le-Matoran rocking out in band practice.
The pit and it’s lingo are detention.
Jaller and company, as already pointed out, would be jocks of the sports teams.
Visorak used to be class pets which were let loose in a year-end prank and now thrive randomly across campus.
Bohrok are students both good and bad commissioned by the two head janitors.

I could go on for a while.

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If it’s a British school, then maybe Lhikan could be a prefect.

nuuuu Lhikan is the janitor.

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Velika is literally the “How do you do, fellow kids” guy.

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