Is love canon in this potential universe?
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Only in the form of awkward teenage romances
The Bohrok should be janitors imo
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Turaga Nokama: Foreign language teacher
Turaga Nuju: Science teacher
Turaga Onewa: Workshop/crafting teacher
The Vahki: Hall monitors
Bohrok: Used to be students, but are now janitors (clean it all)
Jaller: Class president
Hewkii: Sports champion
Axonn: Security guard
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Matoro: Teacher’s pet who doesn’t talk in class and always helps the science teacher
Turaga Vakama: History teacher
Turaga Matau: Driver’s ed teacher
Turaga Whenua: Biology teacher
Toa mata/nuva: Cool older kids
Piraka: Bullies who dropped out to pursue their rap career
Rakshii: Vice principal Teridax’s angsty children
The pit: detention
Takua: Used to be an unpopular kid who always wrote in his diary. Now, he’s the most popular in school. So popular, that he hangs out with the cool older kids.
=Edit 2=
Artakha: One of the oldest teachers. He teaches workshop, and all of his students are happy in his classes
Helryx: Student from the first graduating class. She’s really old now.
Voyatoran: The piraka bully them
2008 Av matoran: They might look like any other kids, but they’re actually super bright students. They’re so bright, that they skipped a grade, and can hang out with the cool older kids (2008 nuva)
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Velika: Part of the board of education. He pretends to be a student so he can secretly monitor everyone
Great beings: Members of the board of education
Greg: Superindentant
Bara Magnians: Students from the school across the street. There used to be only one school, but two more schools had to be built to accommodate the rising population
Stars: The students who won things like “Most likely to succeed” or “Best Mask” in the yearbook
Feeding Center: Cafeteria
Red Star: Guidance Councelor’s office. Students who are failing go here to seek advice. Then, they can go back to their classes
Karzahni: One of the oldest teachers. Everyone hates him because he assigns too much work and is very mean. His students are all dead inside
Mutran: Chemistry teacher
Makuta species: Biology teachers
Teridax: vice principal who wants to take over
Miserix: Head of the Biology department
Voriki: Onua’s imaginary friend.
#Edit 4#
Hydraxon: The gym teacher. He retired recently, and got replaced by someone who used to be a student at the school
Dark hunters: A gang in the school. There are rumors that the Piraka were part of them for a while
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Yes. Senior year upperclassman Tahu(nuva), who’s sliding by on sports scholarships has a big uwu crush on the nerdy tomboy Junior year Gali(mata)
They’ll have a love triangle with Kopaka (nuva), the local cool guy, and in the end Gali takes out Pohatu(mata) the sophmore soccer star and everyone’s best friend- infuriating Tahu and kopaka
Maku and Huki are highschool sweethearts uwu
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Turaga Matau is the English (or Matoran) teacher, because he can teach everyone to speak-talk like normal people 
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akkar’s “pay attention and you might actually learn something” line is coming to mind and now I’m imagining him as a teacher
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Voriki is that guy who’s always hanging out at the school, but isn’t actually a student.
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Maybe the math teacher? I dunno, the kind of mentality that that line has makes me think of fussy math teachers.
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I’m calling the police. is he homeschooled?
I like to imagine Takua, Velika, and Kopeke are the yugioh kids. Gavla is the creepy girl who claims to be a witch
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Similarly, the Millennium Slizer graduated several years ago, but he still comes back on his motorcycle every couple weeks at lunch to brag about the gold disc he won at the Ultimate Throwbot tournament in his junior year.
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2001: Six new transfer students have to work past their differences, defeat the corrupt vice-principle Makuta and his army of … furries? (How do you reinterpret rahi in this scenario?)
2002: Now fired, Makuta unleashes a swarm of termites to eat the school.
2003: Jaller and Takua join the sports festival to win the Cup of Light, but Makuta’s edgelord sons have other plans.
2004: The Teachers reminisce about their school days in the big city. Quarterbacker Lhikan disappears, and it’s up to Vakama, Nokama, and Matau to bust him and their other friends out of detention.
2005: Vakama’s emo phase. He gets a goth gf who’s really into spiders.
2006: Free the Band is canon. Upcoming rap group, the Piraka, are kidnapping musicians to win the Voya Nui Battle of the Bands. It’s up to Jaller and his friends to start his own rock band. Their sound isn’t just electric, it’s lightning.
2007: It’s spring break and Team Inika goes to the beach. Unfortunately, the beach is located right next to a maximum security prison.
2008: It’s spirit week! But everyone’s going through a goth vampire phase.
2009: Mata Nui comes out of retirement, but Makuta strands him in a desert or something. IDK.
2010: Mata Nui returns to take the school back from Makuta. But before they can finish their fight, a stray basketball knocks Makuta on the head.
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I actually laughed hard at that one
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This could legitimately be its own novel series.
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yes but it’d be kinda cringe
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Only kinda?
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WAIT! Would this make Mata nui the principal or the highschool?
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Both!
The principal is in the walls!
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Does that mean Tren Krom lives in the principals broom?
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This sounds like the beginning of horror story.
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BIONICLE when the GSR was active was basically a horror story
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