Cordax’s Techno Trousers

One year ago, Cordax industries was asked to develop a pair of techno trousers.

Today, that request will be fulfilled.


Introducing… the new Cordax&Co. Techno Trousers!



These trousers were painstakingly designed by the founder of Cordax Industries for your enjoyment. With the trousers, you can enjoy hours of use on a single charge! Walking will never be a problem again! But wait- there’s more! The first 100 people who buy a pair of Techno Trousers will have the chance to win a complimentary Cordax&Co. Hyper Vacuum along with a tour of the Cordax Industries Facility! To purchase the Trousers, call 1-888-9999! That’s 1-888-9999!


Here is the base model for the moc.
C&C is welcome and appreciated!

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aight Im sold.

ohgodhestallnow

neat moc, though Im not the biggest fan of the hand being so big and bulky

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You did good work with those pipes there

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What? But also yes. These are awesome. My only question is–are they washing machine safe?

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ah yes, the techno trousers. Very nice job, the mechanical detailing and greebling with the tubes and technic parts is pretty well done. Overall, a very good pair of techno trousers.

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i love it

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WE’VE GOT THE WRONG TROUSERS GROMIT

Now there is no need to do Leg day ever again

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Just avoid penguins…

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No knees?

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Having a vacuum for an arm must suck

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