At school we just had media monday, where you could dress as a character from movies, memes, or vines. I went as Clark Kent by putting my hair in a combover, putting on glasses, and wearing a white button-up with a superman ■■■■■ underneath, a tie, black pants, and dress shoes. It was a pretty entertaining day. In typical Clark Kent fashion, a few people didn’t realize it was me at first.
Halloween edit: Dressed up as the Winter Soldier! I stood in my yard, motionless, creeping people out. I alternated between holding a replica Captain America shield and an (unloaded) airsoft gun. When I had the gun, everyone was like “Ooh, he’s a special forces guy!” And when I had the shield, everyone was like “Look, son, it’s Captain America!” Despite the black outfit, robot arm, and mask. ONE kid identified me correctly. I suppose it’s my fault for not being able to pull off the movie haircut. I shouldn’t be surprised, though. Last year, I was Wolverine, with a red flannel, white ■■■■■, dog tags, mutton chops, and metal claws. 90% of my neighborhood thought I was Freddy Krueger.