Evilest Acts

[Chronicler]

I wished for the complete erasure of all genies. Consider the implications as such a wish was granted.

[mr.mozart]

sometimes when I shut the fridge door I hear some stuff crash and leave it for the next person to deal with

[Rons_oc]

When I offer a drink to someone I often bring the bottle or carton and a glass and give that to them, so they still need to pour in the drink themselves.

[DuneToa]

So, today I was running self-checkout at the local grocery store. I still have a cough from a cold, but no other symptoms. A couple were unable to pay until I removed some errors from their register. They refused to let me fix the errors because, and I quote, I “…was coughing into my elbow.” Then their register froze up, so I told them I’d have to get a manager to fix the machine, and they had to wait ten minutes before corporate customer service could unfreeze the machine.

[Wekua]

How do they know you didn’t accidentally breathe your drink

Did you wait ten minutes to get the manager

[DuneToa]

No, but it took ten minutes to fix the register once the manager got there.

[Ghid]

@DuneToa

“…was coughing into my elbow.”

rookie mistake

cough directly into the customer’s face next time

[DuneToa]

I actually thought of that, but I’d prefer not to give them a good reason to complain to the manager. It’s more fun seeing them complain about something silly.

[Ghid]

It’s more fun seeing them writhe in agony as the four pounds of fresh garlic I consumed before going to work reveals itself in my breath

@Ghid

Try not to be evil in this topic.

aw dangit :c

[Chronicler]

you’re consuming your garlic fresh?

[Racie02]

One time my boss gave me a paper with some information for me. I read what it said, and then I folded it up and swallowed it.

[Ghid]

good work, agent

[OraNui]

I regularly mixed root beer and milk as a kid.

[Sonus]

And I’ve always hated you for it.

[Ghid]

Sometimes, when I am about to go to sleep and realize the cat toys got left out, I go to sleep and let someone else deal with the cat screaming at 3 in the morning because my room is soundproofed

[Minethuselah]

I don’t pet the cat when she wants to be pet.

[Ghid]

I see a tiny puddle of water in the middle of the kitchen and I don’t clean it up.

[Wekua]

Nature will take care of it over the course of the next few days

[Cordax]

I leave a liiiitle bit of the bag sticking out of the freezer drawer so the whole thing doesn’t seal and everything gets warmer

I don’t know if that makes sense

[Xthekitsune]

I Forget to flush the toilet.