Evilest Acts

[Minethuselah]

I don’t mark the box as it goes into the attic so everyone else has to go through them all to find something

[Toan]

I leave the empty toilet paper roll for the next person to replace

[Winterstorm345]

I leave just enough juice to cover the bottom of the container. Then leave it in the fridge

[Minethuselah]

I put the bag of chips back in the cupboard, even when there’s only small flecks of dust left in the bag.

[Bioman]

I don’t ask for my parents’ permission before going online.

[Racie02]

I hid my boss’s drink bottle in the workout room
It’s been weeks and he still hasn’t found it.

[Ghid]

@Toan

I leave the empty toilet paper roll for the next person to replace

@Krelikan

When the toilet paper roll is empty, I leave it for the next sucker to replace.

@Minethuselah

I put the bag of chips back in the cupboard, even when there’s only small flecks of dust left in the bag.

@Cordax

I leave the chip bag in the pantry even when all that’s left is crumbs and chip shards

C’mon guys can’t you be original with your villainy

[Racie02]

I put the chip bag back in the cupboard after eating all the chips and leaving only crumbs, and i leave empty toilet paper rolls for the next person to replace.

Also, sometimes i say things multiple people have already said.

[Krelikan]

I won’t tolerate this slander. My post was first, therefore I am an original, and an artist

[Minethuselah]

your honor it’s still a crime even if someone did it before I did

[Ghid]

@Krelikan

My post was first, therefore I am an original, and an artist

My apologies, I was only citing yours and cordax’s to point out the plagiarism

@Minethuselah

your honor it’s still a crime even if someone did it before I did

I expect originality in your ne’er-do-well activities

[Minethuselah]

maybe the real crime was the people I plagiarized along the way

[Cordax]

I like switching the 1% milk and 2% milk caps around from time to time so everyone else accidentally takes the wrong one and is mildly confused

[DuneToa]

I deny culpability for my actions and blame it on my younger siblings…

[wild_toa]

youuu…

I make small, but problematic changes to things that I am the only one technically knowledgeable enough to fix, then act like the person using it broke something

[Minethuselah]

The ultimate way to guarantee return customers to your repairman business

[Chronicler]

I lick door knobs on other planets.