Unfortunately Gamera destroyed the bug
Fortunately, Gamera was protecting the Earth.
Unfortunately, Gamera had an addiction to Kohli and could not protect the Earth.
Fortunately, Turaga Dume banned him from playing Kohli
Unfortunately, Turaga Dume was replaced by Makuta, who loved Kohli, and allowed Gamera to play once again.
Fortunately, the toa metru sort of defeated makuta
Unfortunately, the Toa Metru died of Protodermititis.
Fortunately The Toa Inika took their place as Protectors
Unfortunately, they became the Mahri, and can’t breathe on land.
Fortunately, The Order of Mata Nui saves us all for 2 hours
Unfortunately they forgot about that because they were playing League of Legends
Fortunately, a new patch was released, and it was balanced for once.
Unfortunately everything was reset so we now have to start again with G2
Fortunately, G2 now had an amazing storyline.
Unfortunately, some people hate it
Fortunately, the haters are sent to prison.
Unfortunately they All break out of prison
Fortunately, Tahu arrives and the haters all whimper in fear.
Unfortunately, Optimus Prime came in and crushed Tahu
Fortunately, he politely apologized to Tahu, and politely asked the prisoners to back into their cells.