Unfortunately, You must kill the spirit to consume the liquids.
Fortunately, the spirit is Kazi so no one cares
Unfortunately, kazi is trained in several martial arts and will not allow you to kill him.
Fortunately, he has no head so I can kill him
Unfortunately, if he dies, you die.
Fortunately, you cannot die.
Unfortunately, you are stuck in a time loop.
Fortunately, you are stuck at the best day of your live.
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Unfortunately, you are not where everything fun is happening.
Fortunately, you brought your favorite totem pole along for the ride!
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Unfortunately, it gets run over by a car.
Fortunately, it is the DeLorean DMC-12 from “Back to the Future” allowing you to get out of the time loop.
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Unfortunately, because you are out of the time loop, you die.
Fortunately, this was only one part of the scheme plotted by those above you to get you killed. You didn’t die. You instead crash the DeLorean into the McGick bottling distribution center.
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Unfortunately, Ghid gets mad at you for crashing the DeLorean into his bottling distribution center.
Fortunately, you heave a cask of cider all over his deed and title, and produce your forged documents as he runs into the room. You are able to bluff your way out and then flee.
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Unfortunately the IRS chooses to audit you this year.
Fortunately, they mistake someone else for you.
Unfortunately, they still found that tax evasion that Turnip Boy committed while living in your house and working as your secretary.
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Fortunately, he shows up at that moment.